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CATOOSA, Okla., Nov. 5 (UPI) -- Authorities in Oklahoma said one person was shot and three were arrested in an apparent sasquatch hunting mishap.<br />
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Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton said Omar Pineda, 21, shot his friend in the back accidentally while the two were out hunting for the legendary ape, but it took a lot of questioning before deputies could uncover the truth, KXTV, Oklahoma City, reported Tuesday.<br />
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Pineda, 21, was arrested for reckless conduct with a firearm and obstruction. The wounded man is expected to survive.<br />
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Perry Don James, 53, Pineda's father-in-law, was arrested after he threw Pineda's gun into a pond before it could be turned over to deputies. Walton said James told investigators he threw the gun into the water because he was a convicted felon and did not want the weapon on his property. He was charged with felony in possession of a firearm and destruction of evidence.<br />
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Lacey Jane Pineda, 22, Omar's wife, was arrested on an obstruction charge for allegedly telling deputies someone else had been shooting at her husband and his friend.<br />
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"If [they] had just been factual, upfront and truthful with us and explained that this was truly an accident, as strange as it might sound, we would have went ahead and investigated and probably nobody would have [gone] to jail," Walton said.<br />
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Walton said his department is not concerned about the sasquatch.<br />
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"To our knowledge, no bigfoot sightings in Rogers County," Walton said. "I think our focus is career criminals and thugs, and we're going to stay focused on that and let somebody else go after bigfoot."</blockquote>
Hmmm. I'm not certain if "we were hunting Bigfoot" is the truth, or the kind of weak cover story that only works when used by idiots dumb enough to shoot one another while actually hunting Bigfoot.Preteritehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18149802160677041338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361472622884593668.post-72268391314009225612013-11-02T17:29:00.000-05:002013-11-03T05:30:09.368-06:00Dia de Los Muertos with El Santo!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Preteritehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18149802160677041338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361472622884593668.post-76223883222513898612013-10-31T20:27:00.002-05:002013-10-31T20:27:49.297-05:00Halloween Treat: Mr. Show - "Monster Parties"<br />
If you've ever spent far too much time compiling a Halloween playlist, you'll get a kick out of this sketch from the third season of <i>Mr. Show</i>.<br />
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As all Hammer aficionados know, <i>Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter</i> was a late-game attempt to create a new franchise for the financially ailing studio. The film was not as successful - artistically or financially - as had been hoped, and so despite the potential of the character no sequels ever materialized. <br />
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At least not on the screen. The official studio's official fan magazine, <i>House of Hammer</i>, featured the good Captain in an original serialized adventure. I've compiled the strip in Comic Book Reader format and included HoH's adaptation of the original film for good measure. To add it to your trick-or-treat bag, simply right click on the link below:<br />
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He is the king of the <i>luchadors</i>! He is the national hero of Mexico and a pop icon worldwide! He is a complicated man, and no one understands him bu- no, wait that's someone else. He is <b>El Santo</b>, and if judged by longevity and sheer diversity of opponents, he might be the greatest monster hunter of them all!<br />
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Rodolfo Guzmán began his wrestling career in the mid-thirties but it wasn't until he adopted the El Santo persona in 1942 that his career began to take off. Originally working as a <i>rudo</i>, Santo's growing popularity led him to make a <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn">face turn</a> and he worked as a <i>technico</i> for the rest of his career.<br />
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In 1952, Santo became the first superhero <i>luchador</i> when he received his own comic strip. A B&W mix of <i>fumetti</i>-like photographs and line art, the series was published thrice-weekly and, according to some reports, was selling half a million copies per issue! This was where the wrestler's career began as a teratonomist and he would do battle in these pages for over thirty years, fighting monsters, gangsters, and whatever else the strip's writers could dream up.<br />
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Knowing a good thing when the saw it, Mexican moviemakers invited Santo to bring his superhero persona to the silver screen. He turned down the offer as he was not confident in the project and felt a cinematic flop could do serious damage to his career. Santo would not star in his own motion picture until 1958, after the <i>luchadaor</i> genre was an established success.<br />
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Though he was late to the party, Santo hit the ground running and never looked back. (Mixed metaphors are perfectly acceptable when talking about someone as awesome as El Santo.) He would appear in a whopping 52 films; the only other actor I know of that has played the same character in as many films is the legendary <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwan_Tak-hing">Kwan Tak-hing</a>. <br />
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The Santo films would play across all manner of genres, from horror to comedy, and feature the hero confronting everything from serial killers to cattle rustlers. However, it's El Santo's battles against the forces of darkness that we most remember. Werewolves, vampire women, Mexican mummies, La Llorona, Frankenstein's daughter, and even Dracula himself - Santo has suplexed 'em all!<br />
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The Santo films reflected their times. In the Batmania 60's, no attempt was made to give Santo a backstory or personality other than that of a 24-hour crimefighter/pro westler. He would often race straight from match to crime scene in full costume, leaping out of his convertible to deliver forearm smashes to vampires, aliens, and enemy spies. By the 70's neo-realism had taken root; Santo would usually be seen in street clothes (albeit masked) and was as likely to battle drug dealers as he was monsters.<br />
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I recently picked up a couple of UK DVDs of Santo films not available in English-friendly versions here in the States. 1963's <i>Santo in the Wax Museum</i> is a classic typical of era; Santo is a mysterious force for good popping in and out of the film as needed, leaving the young romantic leads to drive most of the story. 1972's <i>Santo vs Las Lobas </i>is a different animal (<span style="font-size: x-small;">hah!</span>) entirely. This version of Santo much more human and is capabable of fear and despair in a way that would have been unthinkable even five years earlier. If <i>Wax Museum</i> is an attempt to invoke the feel of a Universal horror, <i>Las Lobas</i> is squarely in the downbeat mode of Al Adamson and other early Seventies drive-in fare.<br />
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Both discs were released by Yume Pictures in an attempt to cash in on the <i>Nacho Libre</i> mania that never materialized, and sadly the third release in the series was canceled. I was pretty lucky to score the out-of-print DVDs for cheap and would recommend them to any fans of the genre.<br />
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Today's treat is a English-subtitled version of <i>Santo vs. Las Lobas, </i>ripped from my DVD, hosted in several chunks on YouTube, and subject to the usual complicated access issues. The first part is embedded below. Enjoy!<br />
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Dammit! I had a full slate this weekend and knew I couldn't reliably get to a keyboard, so I wrote up and pre-published a bunch of Countdown posts in advance. Well, Blogger must have hiccuped (or, far more likely, I done screwed up), because nothing got posted.<br />
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I know that you, dear Imaginary Reader, really look forward to the Halloween Countdown each year - dare I say that it gives your unexistence meaning? - and I can only offer my heartfelt apologies and the promise of a full refund of the purchase price of this blog. Look for that check in the mail!<br />
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Still recovering from a busy weekend, so let's keep this short and to the point.<br />
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Today's treat is in honor of Simon Pegg; actor, comedian, tireless advocate for the slow zombie, and the second-best thing about the <i>Star Trek</i> reboot after Karl Urban's DeForest Kelley impersonation. He deserves all of your love and most of your money. Go out and support <i>The World's End</i> in the medium of your choice, other than the illegal download.<br />
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Because you will be spending that karmic coin on this, the official soundtrack to <i>Shaun of the Dead</i>, instead. It's
wayyyy out of print and commanding ridiculous prices wherever fools congregate to be parted from their money. Which is a shame as the music and sound clips are perfect background noise for your Halloween activities.<br />
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It's Sunday, so let's get ecclesiastical! Today's monster hunter is the unfortunate Father Sandor, who started his career as a last-minute replacement for Professor Van Helsing and ended it playing second fiddle in his own comic strip.<br />
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When shooting began on <i>Dracula: Prince of Darkness</i> - featuring the return of Christopher Lee as the Count - Peter Cushing was not available to reprise his role as Professor Van Helsing due to the illness of his wife, Helen. The filmmakers wisely chose not to recast Van Helsing or replace the character with a pale imitation.<br />
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Instead, they created a new character who was the polar opposite of the good professor in everything but his dedication to fighting evil. As portrayed by the great Andrew Keir (easily the best of the cinema Quatermasses), Father Sandor is blunt rather than reserved, a man of faith rather than science, a rugged outdoorsman rather than a scholar. The boisterous, gun-toting monk is the kind of priest who teaches the local youth to box - and gives them a cuff upside the head when they misbehave. In short, he's a hoot.<br />
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Sadly, <i>Prince of Darkness</i> was the only film appearance of Father Sandor. I would have loved to have seen him return and can only dream of an on-screen team-up of Sandor and Cushing's Van Helsing. I guess the makers of <i>The House of Hammer</i> magazine felt the same way, for after adapting <i>Dracula: Prince of Darkness</i> in comic form, they gave the cleric his own strip. Father S<u><b>h</b></u>andor battles demons and the spiritual descendants of the Puritan zealots from <i>Twins of Evil</i> in an trio of tales illustrated by comics legend John Bolton.<br />
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As <i>House of Hammer</i> wound down, <i>Shandor</i> moved over to <i>Warrior</i> magazine and gained an new on-going adversary, the demoness Jaramsheela. Unfortunately, writer Steve Moore appears to have become increasingly more interested in the villain (it couldn't have helped that the comic version of Shandor lacked Keir's gruff charm) and at times she pushed the good Father out of his own strip. In fact, when the ongoing storyline was finally resolved years later (in one of Atomeka Press' A1 anthologies), Jaramsheela was the title character and poor Father Shandor turns up in a mere three panels. <br />
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Today's treat is a collection of all of Father Shandor's graphic adventures. If you do not have Comic Book Reader or a similar program that can handle the cbz format, simply renamed the downloaded files to .zip extension and extract the images.<br />
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<br />Preteritehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18149802160677041338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361472622884593668.post-15306807829004728042013-10-26T12:13:00.000-05:002013-10-30T01:04:00.770-05:00Halloween Countdown: Fang Ten<div style="text-align: center;">
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It's Halloween Party Weekend, so today's treat is a collection of ghoulish garage rock and sinister surf music - FANG TEN!<br />
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In no particular order (cuz you're gonna shuffle that shiz anyway):<br />
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<li>Billy Taylor & the Tear Drops - Wombie Zombie</li>
<li>the Bomboras - A Fistful of Terror</li>
<li>Ronnie Cook - Goo Goo Muck</li>
<li>Curtis & the Creepers - The Thing</li>
<li>the Deadly Ones - It's Monster Surfing Time</li>
<li>Richard Delvy - The Green Slime</li>
<li>the Invaders - Cat's Eyes</li>
<li>Kenny & the Fiends - House on Haunted Hill</li>
<li>Steve King - Satan is Her Name</li>
<li>Larry & the Blue Notes - The Night of the Phantom</li>
<li>Los Monstruos - Hey Monstruo</li>
<li>Los Sleepers - Zombie</li>
<li>the Meteors - Corpse Grinder</li>
<li>the Nomads - Where the Wolf Bane Blooms</li>
<li>the Pandoras - Haunted Beach Party</li>
<li>Roky Erickson & the Aliens - I Think of Demons</li>
<li>Round Robin - I'm the Wolfman</li>
<li>Southern Culture on the Skids - Werewolf</li>
<li>the Stems - She's a Monster</li>
<li>the Swanks - Ghost Train</li>
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Simply click on the link below, agree to some license you haven't read, and enjoy!<br />
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<br />Preteritehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18149802160677041338noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4361472622884593668.post-40439823332802401392013-10-25T14:43:00.000-05:002013-10-30T00:44:59.060-05:00Halloween Countdown: Professor Van Helsing<div style="text-align: center;">
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Thanks to a gajillion adaptations of Bram Stoker's seminal novel, Professor Van Helsing is almost as well-known as his undead adversary. Of all the portrayals of the good doctor, however, one towers above the rest. The great Peter Cushing gave us a Van Helsing who was an academic with the soul of a swashbuckler. Who could forget the mad dash across the table in <i>Horror of Dracula</i>, or the leap onto the burning windmill in <i>Brides of Dracula</i>? Even a lesser film like<i> Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires</i> features a 63-year-old Cushing hurtling himself backwards into a campfire! This Van Helsing ws the first "action scientist" I encountered and immediately became a lifelong hero of mine.<br />
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As a big fan of kung fu movies, I've always had a fondness for the aforementioned <i>Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires</i> . Yeah, the involvement of Dracula is nonsensical and contrived, and the fight choreography is pretty weak sauce. But I love it, undead warts and all.<br />
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In the days before home video, studios would often release LP tie-ins of classic or cult films. These, along with condensed Super 8 prints, were the only way for fans to enjoy their favorite movies in-between sporadic television airings. Warner Brothers released a record version of Golden Vampires with narration by Peter Cushing himself. The LP is a collector's item today; a recording was included as an extra on the Anchor Bay DVD of the film, but it, too, is long out of print. While the movie has been recently reissued by another company, the new disc does not feature any extras at all.<br />
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Today's treat is an MP3 file of the <i>Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires</i> album, featuring the music of James Bernard and narration by Peter Cushing. It was taken from my own copy of the AB disc, so there. You can either stream the file through the embedded player below, or figure out a clever way of downloading from the host site.<br />
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Today's Occult Detectives are the heroes of the cult classic television series, <i>Ultraviolet</i>.<br />
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Officially the "Complaints Investigation Branch" of the London Metropolitan Police Force, the CIB is actually a joint operation with the Vatican's Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith - otherwise known as the Inquisition. Despite this connection (and the fact that the squad is headed by a priest), the CIB make a strenuous effort to keept the metaphysical at arm's length. The word "vampire" is never uttered; the enemy is referred to as "Code 5's", "leeches", or the "infected". Like Carnacki, the agents of Section V confront the supernatural equipped with the latest technology, employing
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But the Code 5's remain stolidly supernatural. No effort is put forth to come up with a convoluted scientific
explanation as to why they don't show up in mirrors or are able to reconstitute themselves (and their wardrobe) after
being reduced to a fine powder. But despite their traditional characteristics, the vampires on <i>Ultraviolet</i> have a unique feel thanks to their creepy hivemind qualities.<br />
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The acting on <i>Ultraviolet</i> is top notch, with Idris Elba being an especial stand-out. It was my first exposure to him and I quickly became a fan - especially after an incredibly tense warehouse scene, probably the most memorable moment in the series.<br />
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The entire run of <i>Ultraviolet</i> are available for free viewing on Hulu. Whether you're looking for seasonal viewing or inspiration for a campaign of <a href="http://www.pelgranepress.com/?cat=153">Night's Black Agents</a>, the show is definitely worth sitting through a couple of on-line commercials.<br />
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Today's subject is one of the most enduring Occult Detectives, William Hope Hodgson's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnacki">Carnacki the Ghost-Finder</a>.<br />
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Thomas Carnacki was a true detective. Unlike other occult
investigators, he would systematically eliminate every possible mundane
explanation before exploring a supernatural solution to a case. And while <a href="http://sanctumdorktorum.blogspot.com/2013/10/halloween-countdown-doctor-hesselius.html">Dr. Hessilius</a> may have been the first to enlist the scientific method in the battle against the supernatural, Carnacki was the first to incorporate<b> technology</b>. In addition to the hoary tomes and rites used by other ghostbusters, Carnacki employed then-modern tools such as photography and electricity (the "nanotech" of his age). His most famous device was the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Pentacle">electric pentacle</a>, a souped-up version of the traditional occult symbol that was <b>proper</b> steampunk.<br />
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It's this techno angle that's led Carnacki to enjoy a mild resurgence in recent years, but it's the stories themselves that are key to the character's longevity. Hodgson is one of the key figures in horror literature, and his Carnacki stories are imaginative and tense. While the lead character is rather sketchily drawn, the fact that Carnacki is fallible and often overcome by fear himself help make him a ghostbreaker readers can identify with.<br />
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Despite the character's influence - and public domain status - there have been almost no attempts to bring Carnacki to the screen. The sole exception is an episode of the classic ITV series, <i>The Rivals of Sherlock Holmes</i>, that adapts Hodgson's "The Horse of the Invisible". Donald Pleasence plays Carnacki as a boffin, an engineer rather than a scholar, who consults ancient texts and historical records as if they were instruction manuals. It's a great portrayal and I wish Pleasence had gone on to a Carnacki series. <br />
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"The Horse of the Invisible" is available on DVD as part of the first <i>Rivals of Sherlock Holmes</i> collection. (The whole series is well worth your time.) And the episode is also available on YouTube, at least for now. Watch it while you can! <br />
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He was the first of the Occult Detectives and set the template for many that followed. Yet he appears in only one short story and hovers in the background of a mere four more.<br />
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Doctor Martin Hesselius was the creation of Irish author, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheridan_Le_Fanu#Work">Sheridan Le Fanu</a>. Hesselius, a physician and spiritualist, takes a naturalist's view towards the paranormal. He sees the supernatural as simply an extension of nature and not an intrusive outside force. Creatures such as vampires and ghosts are akin to sharks or man-eating tigers; exotic and dangerous, to be sure, but subject to logical rules and easily dealt with by the proper methods.<br />
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Hesselius was more of an archivist than a man of action. He is an active participant in just one story,
"Green Tea", and even then his role is more that of consulting physician than stalwart ghostbuster. Hesselius merely provides commentary on the other four tales associated with him, which were culled from his collection of nearly 250 such reports by
his unnamed assistant and executor, as the good doctor has passed on (under non-specified circumstances) before his works were published. <br />
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The most famous tale collected by Doctor Hesselius is "Carmilla", the Le Fanu classic that has influenced all vampire tales that followed. Today's Halloween Treat is the 2003 BBC Radio adaptation of "Carmilla" starring Anne-Marie Duff, Brana Bajic, David Warner, and Jacqueline Pearce. You can stream the play via the embedded player below.<br />
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I'm also re-upping "The Shadow People", a 1953 Hall of Fantasy episode featuring Doctor Hesselius (or at least someone with the same name) as a supporting character. It's a great, creepy tale and perfect Halloween listening!<br />
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Hall of Fantasy - "The Shadow People"
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