Showing posts with label End of Days. Show all posts
Showing posts with label End of Days. Show all posts

Friday, March 1, 2013 Beware the Psionic Rats!

Once again, scientists are hard at work giving vermin super-powers. 

The New Scientist reports that Duke University researchers have put telepathic implants in rats.  Because apparently, someone played too much Gamma World as a kid.
The world's first brain-to-brain connection has given rats the power to communicate by thought alone.

"Many people thought it could never happen," says Miguel Nicolelis at Duke University in Durham, North Carolina. Although monkeys have been able to control robots with their mind using brain-to-machine interfaces, work by Nicolelis's team has, for the first time, demonstrated a direct interface between two brains – with the rats able to share both motor and sensory information.

The feat was achieved by first training rats to press one of two levers when an LED above that lever was lit. A correct action opened a hatch containing a drink of water. The rats were then split into two groups, designated as "encoders" and "decoders".

An array of microelectrodes – each about one-hundredth the width of a human hair – was then implanted in the encoder rats' primary motor cortex, an area of the brain that processes movement. The team used the implant to record the neuronal activity that occurs just before the rat made a decision in the lever task. They found that pressing the left lever produced a different pattern of activity from pressing the right lever, regardless of which was the correct action.

Next, the team recreated these patterns in decoder rats, using an implant in the same brain area that stimulates neurons rather than recording from them. The decoders received a few training sessions to prime them to pick the correct lever in response to the different patterns of stimulation.

The researchers then wired up the implants of an encoder and a decoder rat. The pair were given the same lever-press task again, but this time only the encoder rats saw the LEDs come on. Brain signals from the encoder rat were recorded just before they pressed the lever and transmitted to the decoder rat. The team found that the decoders, despite having no visual cue, pressed the correct lever between 60 and 72 per cent of the time.

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"We are still using a sledgehammer to crack a walnut," says James. "They're not hearing the voice of God." But the rats are certainly sending and receiving more than a binary signal that simply points to one or other lever, he says. "I think it will be possible one day to transfer an abstract thought."

The decoders have to interpret relatively complex brain patterns, says Marshall Shuler at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, Maryland. The animals learn the relevance of these new patterns and their brains adapt to the signals. "But the decoders are probably not having the same quality of experience as the encoders," he says.

Oh, but it gets better: 
Patrick Degenaar at Newcastle University in the UK says that the military might one day be able to deploy genetically modified insects or small mammals that are controlled by the brain signals of a remote human operator. These would be drones that could feed themselves, he says, and could be used for surveillance or even assassination missions. "You'd probably need a flying bug to get near the head [of someone to be targeted]," he says.

So, telepathic assassin cockroaches.  Might as well give them pyrokinesis while you're at it.


Tuesday, February 19, 2013 More Space Weirdness

Incommunicado space stations and astral jelly!  Further evidence that we are all trapped in an alien invasion movie!

From CNN:
NASA loses communication with Space Station

By CNN Staff
updated 11:53 AM EST, Tue February 19, 2013


(CNN) -- NASA lost communication with the International Space Station on Tuesday and has established only sporadic connections since, according to NASA spokesman Josh Byerly.

The space agency says it is currently only able to communicate every 90 minutes when the facility passes over ground stations in Russia.

The station, which is carrying one American astronaut and two Russian cosmonauts, does not appear to be in danger, Byerly said.

The loss in communications is not considered unprecedented, though it's considered a cause for concern, officials said.

By the time communication is restored, the astronauts will have been replaced by their alien doppelgangers!

From the BBC:
RSPB Ham Wall 'slime' baffles experts

BBC News Somerset
18 February 2013 Last updated at 15:58


Scientists at a nature reserve in Somerset have been baffled by a jelly-like slime which has appeared in a number of locations at the site.

Experts are divided over the origin of the jelly which has been found on grass banks away from the water's edge at the RSPB's Ham Wall base.

Spokesman Tony Whitehead said although unknown, similar substances have been noted in historical records.

Visitors are being asked to report findings but warned not to touch it.

Scientific speculation as to the nature of the jelly is varied with one of the more favoured explanations that it is a form of cyanobacteria called Nostoc.

Others suggest that it is the remains of the regurgitated innards of amphibians such as frogs and toads and of their spawn.

"In records dating back to the 14th Century it's known variously as star jelly, astral jelly or astromyxin," Mr Whitehead said.

"In folklore it is said to be deposited in the wake of meteor showers."

Mr Whitehead added: "It's great that in this day and age that there are still mysteries out there.

"We've read a few articles now and much speculation.

"One suggested it was neither animal nor plant, and another that it didn't contain DNA, although it does give the appearance of something 'living'.

"Our reserve team will be looking out for the slime over the next few days, but if anyone can offer any explanations we'd be glad to hear." 

All right, so I know this stuff is really just the squishy bits of frogs yuked up by birds or foxes. But it does seem an odd coincidence that a large mass of the guck was found right after a massive meteor blitz. Unless, of course, this goop turns up all the time but only gets reported on after major meteor events - a self-fulfilling coincidence.

Friday, February 15, 2013 Russian Meteor Explosion


In Soviet Russia, meteor lands - no, screw it.  This is too scary for Yakov Smirnoff jokes.  We're all in a movie about the end of the world and the opening scene has just kicked off. 

Everyone's reporting on it, but the article below is from Reuters:
Meteor explodes over central Russia, 500 people hurt

By Natalia Shurmina and Andrey Kuzmin
CHELYABINSK, Russia | Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:44am EST


(Reuters) - A meteor streaked across the sky and exploded over central Russia on Friday, sending fireballs crashing to earth which shattered windows and damaged buildings, injuring more than 500 people.

People heading to work in Chelyabinsk heard what sounded like an explosion, saw a bright light and then felt a shockwave, according to a Reuters correspondent in the industrial city 950 miles east of Moscow.

The fireball, travelling at a speed of 19 miles per second according to Russia's space agency Roscosmos, had blazed across the horizon, leaving a long white trail in its wake which could be seen as far as 125 miles away.

Car alarms went off, windows broke and mobile phone networks were interrupted. The Interior Ministry said the meteor explosion had caused a sonic boom.

"I was driving to work, it was quite dark, but it suddenly became as bright as if it was day," said Viktor Prokofiev, 36, a resident of Yekaterinburg in the Urals Mountains.

"I felt like I was blinded by headlights," he said.

No fatalities were reported, but President Vladimir Putin, who was due to host Finance Ministry officials from the Group of 20 nations in Moscow, told Emergencies Minister Vladimir Puchkov to help those affected.

"Unfortunately, the normal work of some industrial enterprises was disrupted, people have suffered as has social infrastructure - kindergartens, schools," Putin told his Emergencies Minister Sergei Puchkov in televised comments.

"First of all, it is necessary to think about how to help the people, and not only to think about it, but to do it immediately," Putin said.

A local ministry official said such incidents were extremely rare and Friday's events might have been linked to an asteroid the size of an Olympic swimming pool due to pass earth. However, the European Space Agency on its Twitter website said its experts had confirmed there was no connection.

"There have never been any cases of meteorites breaking up at such a low level over Russia before," said Yuri Burenko, head of the Chelyabinsk branch of the Emergencies Ministry.

Russia's Emergencies Ministry said 514 people had sought medical help, mainly for light injuries caused by flying glass, and that 112 of them were kept in hospital.

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The Emergencies Ministry described Friday's events as a "meteor shower in the form of fireballs" and said background radiation levels were normal. It urged residents not to panic.

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The meteor struck just as an asteroid known as 2012 DA14, about 46 meters in diameter was due to pass closer to earth than any other known object of its size since scientists began routinely monitoring them about 15 years ago.

The small asteroid was expected to pass at a distance of 17,100 miles from earth on Friday.

There are tons of photos and videos of the meteor strike on-line. Folks at RPG.net linked to a nice collection as well as an explanation as to why so many Russian drivers have dashboard cameras (corrupt cops and bad drivers, duh).

I cannot imagine being at ground zero for some Epic Level apocalyptic stuff like this.  I'd be going out of mind trying to decide whether to start prepping for zombies, Triffids, giant space bugs, or weather-controlling aliens in fabulous gowns.  I think I'll be spending the weekend sharpening my stabby things and making sure my go-bag is packed,


Tuesday, October 30, 2012 The Zombie Cover-Up Continues

First it was the CDC.  Now the Marines are in on the act.  From Yahoo! News:
Marines, police prep for mock zombie invasion 

By JULIE WATSON | Associated Press – Sat, Oct 27, 2012

SAN DIEGO (AP) — Move over vampires, goblins and haunted houses, this kind of Halloween terror aims to shake up even the toughest warriors: An untold number of so-called zombies are coming to a counterterrorism summit attended by hundreds of Marines, Navy special ops, soldiers, police, firefighters and others to prepare them for their worst nightmares.

"This is a very real exercise, this is not some type of big costume party," said Brad Barker, president of Halo Corp, a security firm hosting the Oct. 31 training demonstration during the summit at a 44-acre Paradise Point Resort island on a San Diego bay.  "Everything that will be simulated at this event has already happened, it just hasn't happened all at once on the same night.  But the training is very real, it just happens to be the bad guys we're having a little fun with."

Hundreds of military, law enforcement and medical personnel will observe the Hollywood-style production of a zombie attack as part of their emergency response training.

In the scenario, a VIP and his personal detail are trapped in a village, surrounded by zombies when a bomb explodes.  The VIP is wounded and his team must move through the town while dodging bullets and shooting back at the invading zombies.  At one point, some members of the team are bit by zombies and must be taken to a field medical facility for decontamination and treatment.

"No one knows what the zombies will do in our scenario, but quite frankly no one knows what a terrorist will do," Barker said.  "If a law enforcement officer sees a zombie and says, 'Freeze, get your hands in the air!'  What's the zombie going to do?  He's going to moan at you.  If someone on PCP or some other psychotic drug is told that, the truth is he's not going to react to you."

The keynote speaker beforehand will be a retired top spook — former CIA Director Michael Hayden.

"No doubt when a zombie apocalypse occurs, it's going to be a federal incident, so we're making it happen," Barker said.  Since word got out about the exercise, they've had calls from "every whack job in the world" about whether the U.S. government is really preparing for a zombie event.

Called "Zombie Apocalypse," the exercise follows the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's campaign launched last year that urged Americans to get ready for a zombie apocalypse, as part of a catchy, public health message about the importance of emergency preparedness.

The Homeland Security Department jumped on board last month, telling citizens if they're prepared for a zombie attack, they'll be ready for real-life disasters like a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.  A few suggestions were similar to a few of the 33 rules for dealing with zombies popularized in the 2009 movie "Zombieland," which included "always carry a change of underwear" and "when in doubt, know your way out."

San Diego-based Halo Corp. founded by former military special ops and intelligence personnel has been hosting the annual counterterrorism summit since 2006.

The five-day Halo counterterrorism summit is an approved training event by the Homeland Security Grant Program and the Urban Areas Security Initiative, which provide funds to pay for the coursework on everything from the battleground tactics to combat wounds to cybersecurity. The summit has a $1,000 registration fee and runs Oct. 29-Nov 2.

Conferences attended by government officials have come under heightened scrutiny following an inspector general's report on waste and abuse at a lavish 2010 Las Vegas conference that led to the resignation of General Services Administrator Martha Johnson.  The Las Vegas conference featured a clown, a mind-reader and a rap video by an employee who made fun of the spending.

Joe Newman, spokesman of the watchdog organization Project on Government Oversight, said he does not see the zombie exercise as frivolous.

"We obviously are concerned about any expenditure that might seem frivolous or a waste of money but if they tie things together, there is a lesson there," Newman said.  "Obviously we're not expecting a zombie apocalypse in the near future, but the effects of what might happen in a zombie apocalypse are probably similar to the type of things that happen in natural disasters and manmade disasters.  They're just having fun with it.  We don't have any problems with it as a teaching point."

Defense analyst Loren Thompson agreed.

"The defining characteristics of zombies are that they're unpredictable and resilient.  That may be a good way to prepare for what the Pentagon calls asymmetric warfare," Thompson said.

Organizers can also avoid the pitfalls of using a mock enemy who could be identified by nationality, race or culture — something that could potentially be seen as offensive.

"I can think of a couple of countries where the local leaders are somewhat zombie-like," he joked.  "But nobody is going to take this personally."
I dunno, man.  An independent security firm called "the Halo Corp" sounds exactly like the evil organization in a zombie movie.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012 Military Robots are Coming to Get You

As part of its never-ending mission to spend taxpayer money on the things that will eventually kill us all, DARPA is helping to develop a robot that can surmount any obstacle in its quest to wrap its steely claws around your throat.


That's right, you can't even climb a flight of stairs to escape it the way you would a Dalek or a particularly lazy attack dog:


DARPA claims the robot is to be used for rescue missions in environments too hazardous for human beans.  But the "D" in "DARPA" stands for "the Defense Department", so the only thing this robot is going to rescue anyone from is breathing.

To make things worse, this isn't the only robot being developed under the program.  In fact, DARPA is sponsoring a competition to see which well-meaning but ultimately short-sighted group of techies can create the deathbot that will usher in the Age of the Machines.  Start stocking up on depleted uranium rounds now.

Monday, October 3, 2011 We Are The 99 Percent

This is the scariest thing you will read this Halloween season:  http://wearethe99percent.tumblr.com/

"We are the 99 percent. We are getting kicked out of our homes. We are forced to choose between groceries and rent. We are denied quality medical care. We are suffering from environmental pollution. We are working long hours for little pay and no rights, if we're working at all. We are getting nothing while the other 1 percent is getting everything. We are the 99 percent." 

I have a crappy job that requires me to put in 10-20 hours of unpaid overtime every week and I realize how lucky I am.  I am frightened for my mom, for my family, and for my friends who are not as lucky.  And I worry about how one bad day can leave me homeless and jobless.  

Because all it takes is just one bad day to render meaningless all your careful planning, all your hard work, and all your good decisions.  If you are an average American - and not one of the wealthiest 1%  the GOP  are concerned about protecting - then you are just one bad day away from ending up like the people posting their stories to the Tumbl feed above.

And that should frighten you far more than any ghoul or ghost ever could.

http://www.occupytogether.org/

Wednesday, July 6, 2011 Beware the Triffids!

Triffids are real and invading NYC! From the New York Observer:
Skin Sizzling Weed Creeps Closer to New York City

By Olivia Fialkow 11:01am
7/5/2011


Something monstrous has set down roots in the Empire State. Threatening to blind, burn and blister unwitting victims from Lake Erie down to Long Island, it is creeping ever closer to New York City.

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) has arrived in the state for the fourth summer in a row. The plant, which has been federally deemed a “noxious weed,” can to be up to twelve feet tall, with enormous leaves and umbrella-sized flowers. The plant’s corrosive sap, in combination with moisture (think: a hot summer day’s sweat) and sunlight, has the ability to burn skin with even the slightest touch, and has been noted to cause scarring, severe skin damage, and even blindness.

The weed is native to the Caucasus Mountain region between the Black and Caspian Seas (near Turkey) was first introduced as to North America during the early twentieth century as an ornamental garden plant.

A recent New York State Department of Environmental Conservation map shows that major populations of the flesh-eating plant are concentrated in the North Eastern regions of the state, but that crops of the weed are moving southward and have been found as close by as Nassau County.

The DEC has posted a fairly explicit warning on their website, stating that “If you think you have giant hogweed on your property, do NOT touch it.” The Department recommends that all plant discoveries should be reported to them directly, and has set-up a (wait for it…) Giant Hogweed Hotline (1-800-554-4501 Ext. 58760).

When The Observer called the hotline during normal business hours (8:30am-4:45pm) to see what exactly a report entailed, we reached an automated voice message that suggested that they “may be experiencing a large number of calls” and were “unable to receive the call at this time.”

Perhaps the DEC was swamped with calls reporting populations of the massive toxic plant, which may or may not be coming to a backyard near you.

It's freaking Triffids, people! Okay, so no one has reported seeing them walk yet. But no one has reported not seeing them not walk yet, either! Or something. Look, they are obviously just cooling their fibrous heels until a convenient meteor shower blinds us all.

Hit the DEC webpage on this menace and keep an eye out for this foreboding flora in your own backyard!

Oh, yes it is!
Oh, yes it is!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 Radiation Schmadiation

I've been excited about an upcoming trip to Tokyo for a couple of months, so the earthquakes and tsunamis and meltdowns should come as no surprise to anyone who knows anything about me and my relationship with the universe. We're still planning on going, of course. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Tokyo wasn't badly hit by the natural disasters, and I'm sure they can use the tourist dollars.

Still, the combination of massive radiation leaks and thousands of unrecovered bodies can only mean one thing to a paranoid geek: Zombie Apocalypse. I was prepared to deal with yakuza and do battle with ninja (preferably on the roof of a speeding bullet train), but radioactive undead is pretty much a deal-killer for me.

Fortunately, this chart from the ever-lovely XKCD shows that the fear over the Fukushima leaks may be slightly overblown. As the chart shows, levels at the nuclear plants in question are nowhere near that at Chernobyl. A person spending two days at Fukushima takes less rads than she receives over the course of a year under ordinary conditions. Now, picking up a dose of radiation in one go is a much different (mutated) animal than absorbing it over time, and no meltdown is ever good, but I don't think we need worry about Japan being overrun by ravening undead just yet.

Sunday, February 27, 2011 This Will End Well


Forget the zombie apocalypse. The real danger is the coming robot rebellion. Wired's Danger Room is reporting that DARPA, the agency that commissions advanced tech research for the Defense Department, has awarded a contract to develop a robot cheetah. From the article:
As the name implies, Cheetah is designed to be a four-legged robot with a flexible spine and articulated head (and potentially a tail) that runs faster than the fastest human. In addition to raw speed, Cheetah’s makers promise that it will have the agility to make tight turns so that it can “zigzag to chase and evade” and be able to stop on a dime.
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Aside from its unspecified military applications, Cheetah’s makers see it galloping to the rescue and building a brave new future in the fields of “emergency response, firefighting, advanced agriculture and vehicular travel.”
It's the "unspecified military applications" that sends shivers down my spine.

Boston Dynamics' Cheetah will be an advanced version of their BigDog, a robot pack mule designed to carry heavy loads over battlefield terrain. You've probably seen unsettling YouTube videos like the one below.



Now put fangs and claws on that, crank it's speed up to 11, and pray that whomever they outsource the programming to remembers to put you in the "friend" column.

And if that weren't bad enough, the same folks are working on a headless Terminator:

Its designers say it’ll be able to walk like a human over rough terrain, crawling on its hands and knees when necessary and turning itself sideways to slip through any narrow passages it encounters.
That's right, it crawls. Which means that someday you will see it scuttling towards the foot of your bed like Sadako from Ringu. It will have murder in its cold steel heart but not in its eyes, because it doesn't have a freaking head.

So yeah, it's time to revise your zombie survival plans to account for these metal marauders. And it's going to take more effort than simply crossing out "zombie" and writing in "robot", so get started now.

Thursday, October 15, 2009 Donut of the Gods


Everyone's all worked up over the Moscow Halo. From yesterday's Chicago Tribune:
Glowing Halo Cloud Over Moscow Creates UFO Buzz

3:06 p.m. CDT, October 14, 2009

MOSCOW -- This picture of a donut-shaped cloud in the skies above Moscow has the internet world buzzing.

Millions witnessed an ominous ring-shaped cloud appear over Moscow's western districts, prompting citizens to stop in their tracks to record the phenomenon and put it on YouTube.

Some think it's a UFO.

Others say it must have been photo-shopped or digitally enhanced.

But now a spokesperson with the Moscow weather department says the explanation is quite simple.

They say the formation is a cloud formed by an intrusion of arctic air and the sun shining from the west.

The Moscow weather expert is talking about noctilucent clouds, which form the edge of a cloud layer of ice crystals high in the atmosphere above the polar regions. They become visible at sunrise and sunset, when the sunlight illuminates them from below the horizon. As the spokesman states, intrusions of polar air can cause these clouds to appear in lower latitudes.

The recent surge in occurrence of this formerly rare phenomenon may be linked to global climate change. So yes, it is a harbinger of doom!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009 Things I Found Looking For Something Else #6

Here's a fun idea that sadly seems to have withered on the vine - Post-Apocalypse was an attempt at a community art project in which people create postcards sent the day after Armageddon. That, or it was a parody of another, more popular site. In either case, the scant few entries tease us with the potential of what might have been. Le sigh.

Saturday, July 18, 2009 Not Flesh-Eating Robots, We Swear

From Wired.com, a press release in response to people worrying about the military financing flesh-eating robots:
POMPANO BEACH, Fla.– In response to rumors circulating the internet on sites such as FoxNews.com, FastCompany.com and CNET News about a “flesh eating” robot project, Cyclone Power Technologies Inc. (Pink Sheets:CYPW) and Robotic Technology Inc. (RTI) would like to set the record straight: This robot is strictly vegetarian.

On July 7, Cyclone announced that it had completed the first stage of development for a beta biomass engine system used to power RTI’s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR™), a Phase II SBIR project sponsored by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), Defense Sciences Office. RTI’s EATR is an autonomous robotic platform able to perform long-range, long-endurance missions without the need for manual or conventional re-fueling.

RTI’s patent pending robotic system will be able to find, ingest and extract energy from biomass in the environment. Despite the far-reaching reports that this includes “human bodies,” the public can be assured that the engine Cyclone has developed to power the EATR runs on fuel no scarier than twigs, grass clippings and wood chips – small, plant-based items for which RTI’s robotic technology is designed to forage. Desecration of the dead is a war crime under Article 15 of the Geneva Conventions, and is certainly not something sanctioned by DARPA, Cyclone or RTI.

“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone’s CEO. “We are focused on demonstrating that our engines can create usable, green power from plentiful, renewable plant matter. The commercial applications alone for this earth-friendly energy solution are enormous.”
Nice try, but anyone who's ever seen a horror movie knows what to expect when the grass clippings and wood chips run out.

If you're not freaked out yet at the idea of folks creating machines that feed on flesh, here's a tidbit (*ahem*) from the New Scientist:



Loads more info and pictures at the New Scientist's gallery on the subject.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009 The Triffids Walk!


A recent conversation got me thinking on The Day of the Triffids, John Wyndham's most famous novel and the archetypal "cozy catastrophe" tale. It tells of a world-wide event that leaves most of humanity blind and vulnerable to the predatations of a carnivorous, mobile breed of plant life. Wyndham's protagonists not only have to fight off killer weeds and rapacious humans, they also take it upon themselves to restore civilization as best they can.

The novel was famously adapted as a film in 1962 and as a BBC television serial in the early 80's; while the movie seems to linger in DVD limbo, there are Region 1 and 2 releases of the tv series, which is miles better than the film and well worth a rental at least. Following on the success of their Doctor Who and Survivors revivials, the BBC has announced a new adaptation of Triffids for screening in 2009.

Triffids was also produced several times for BBC radio. I have copies of the 2001 version and what is purported to be a 1960 version according to my sources. However, Wikipedia does not list a 1960 radio production in its entry for the novel. The cast listing does not match that given for the 1968 version (though it appears Giles Cooper may have directed both), so perhaps what I have is a repeat of the 1957 series. Who knows. Adding to my confusion is the certainty that I've owned and listened to a third BBC version, most likely the '68 adaptation, but lost it during a hard drive crash some years back.

Of the two radio serials I'm sharing here, I prefer the 1960 version. It does a better job of capturing the feel of Wyndham's novel, stodginess and all, and is much more successful at setting up the triffids as a threat. The 2001 series does have a few modern flourishes, but it relies so heavily on narration that it's almost an audiobook. Still, they are free, so download them both and decide for yourself.


Sunday, April 19, 2009 The Last Boy on Earth Returns

DC announced a while back that it would be launching another weekly comics experiment. This time around it actually sounds interesting.

Wednesday Comics will be a 12-issue series published in the same format as the Sunday comics delivered in newspapers every week. There will be 16 features in every issue, and right now it looks as though each strip will take up an entire 14” x 20” broadsheet page. The impressive roster of talent includes Neil Gaiman, Paul Pope, Brian Azzarello, Kurt Busiek, and Kyle Baker, and the list of characters that will be featured is fairly eclectic.

It's exactly the kind of project an art director would dream up - in this case, DC's Mark Chiarello. Dark Horse did something similar a while back, with its weekly Dark Horse Insider giveaway that featured three half-page strips and a giant poster in every issue. But this is the first time such a project has been done on this scale.

I thought the idea was pretty cool, if for no other reason than it sends comics fans into a tizzy, fretting over fold lines and the non-traditional format. However, I am still unemployed and really can't afford to be picking up any comics right now. And then I saw this preview of Dave Gibbons and Ryan Sook's beautiful, Hal Foster-inspired Kamandi:


Dammit. Sold.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009 No Blade of Grass, Part Two

As a follow-up to yesterday's post, here's the 1970 film adaptation of John Christopher's No Blade of Grass. I haven't actually seen the film myself yet - it's been sitting in the digital equivalent of my DVD watch pile - but I understand it isn't a patch on the original novel. However, it's directed by Cornel Wilde so it's bound to be interesting at least. Christopher "Johnny Alucard" Neame and the late Wendy Richards play supporting roles.

Click on the links below to be taken to the RapidShare download pages. You will need to download all 5 parts before attempting to unzip the files using WinRar or a similar program.

Monday, April 6, 2009 No Blade of Grass, Part One


Back in high school, I aced every exam in US History. It was still history, after all, despite its appalling lack of knights, samurai, and musketeers. However, test scores weren't enough for my teacher, who insisted on basing most of our grade on classroom participation. The class started at 7:30AM. There was no way in Hell I was participating in anything at that hour.

Luckily, the teacher offered extra credit for book reports on various titles he had selected and supplied for the classroom. In addition to novels set in various eras of American history, a bunch of utopian and dystopian novels were also on the approved reading list. I stuck with the dystopian books, no surprise, and went through the small collection in no time at all. I ended up suggesting titles from my own collection, though not all of them were approved.

Some of the works, like 1984 and Brave New World, were only absorbed long enough to crank out a report before being purged from my memory banks. Others never even made it that far; I'm embarrassed to admit that I gave up on a couple of classics, including A Canticle for Leibowitz and A Clockwork Orange, within a few dozen pages. But there were a few books that stuck with me for a long time. Neville Shute's On the Beach. Andrew J. Offut's Burgess-inspired The Castle Keeps. And John Christopher's No Blade of Grass.

The heroes in most doomsday stories represent civilization in the wake of chaos. They uphold the morals and ethics of the old ways. (Even Hell Tanner, the gritty anti-hero of Roger Zelazny's Damnation Alley, felt certain obligations as Earth's last surviving Hell's Angel.) Atrocities are something the bad guys commit.

This isn't the case with No Blade of Grass. Rather than stalwarts whose morality is only tempered by the fires of disaster, its protagonists are ordinary people who find themselves utterly transformed by catastrophe. In the name of survival, they commit acts that they themselves would normally find abhorrent. One of the band's most valuable members could easily be the villain in another story; for some people the group comes across, he is. Rather than focus on how society adapts and survives after a global calamity, Christopher explores how individuals might react, how they might be changed by cataclysmic events far beyond their control. No Blade of Grass is a grim but worthwhile read.

It's also darn hard to find, apparently, so I'm offering the next best thing. It's a very recent (March, 2009) four-part BBC Radio adaptation of Christopher's novel under its original name, The Death of Grass. Faced with the collapse of civilization in the wake of a worldwide famine, a small band of city dwellers attempt to make their way to a remote valley and the hope of sanctuary.

Click on the link below to be taken to the Rapidshare download page.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009 Dyscotopia


So April 1st has come and gone without Conficker bringing about a new Dark Age. I can't help but be a little disappointed. I always suspected I'd be around for the End of Civilization As We Know It. It's probably for the best that I'm not, as I'm too old and out of shape to do little more than provide a nice meal for some neo-cannibals. Still, recent events, my 2 Tone post, and my buddy QuiteContrary's rediscovery of the word "dystopian" has me in a retro-apocalyptic mood.

Our parents may have grown up with the possibility of nuclear war, but we Gen X'ers believed it was a certainty. After all, we came of age under a President whose religious convictions preached that Armageddon was not just inevitable but desirable. Sabre-rattling between the United States and Russia hit a height that had not been seen since the Cuban Missile Crisis, except this time around, our leader was joking in public about launching the nukes.

Meanwhile, one of Prime Minister Thatcher's advisors was proposing permanent incarceration for the infected as a solution to the emerging AIDS crisis. Crack cocaine appeared, and violence in urban areas skyrocketed. Chernobyl went boom. Our nation was waging undeclared wars in Latin America while the Soviets invaded Afghanistan*. It seemed like all the ingredients were coming together for a heaping bowl of DOOM.

Of course, being typical teenagers suffering from typical teenage angst, we ate it up with a spoon. We did try to have fun with it, though. We went to movies like The Road Warrior and Escape From New York, played a post-apocalyptic RPG called Aftermath!, and listened to music that we felt reflected the times.

Here's a hastily slapped-together playlist of some of the songs that fueled such morbid thoughts. They're all punk and New Wave songs from the era (although I cheated a bit and included a PWEI track from '89) with relevant lyrics or a thematically-appropriate music video. I left off that REM track on purpose, but I'm sure I've completely forgotten some others. Let me know what I've missed.
Blondie - Atomic
Call, the - The Walls Came Down
Clash, the - London Calling
Duran Duran - Planet Earth
Fixx, the - Red Skies
Heaven 17 - Let Me Go
Idol, Billy - Dancing With Myself
Killing Joke - Eighties
Police, the - When the World Is Running Down
Pop Will Eat Itself - Def. Con. One
Red Riders - Lunatic Fringe
Ruts, the - Babylon's Burning
Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen
Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Love Missile F1-11
Siouxsie & the Banshees - Cities in Dust
Smiths, the - Panic
This Mortal Coil - Strength of Strings
UB40 - The Earth Dies Screaming
Click on the link below to access the Rapidshare download page and do your fascist groove thang.


*That trick never works.

Monday, March 30, 2009 "Bow Down, Puny Humans" or "Buy Cheap Viagra"?


The web is buzzing with stories about Conficker. It has a definite launch date, it could be affecting millions of computers, and no one knows what it will do - in other words, it's a godsend for anti-virus companies and the media. (And asshats like the ones who set up some "Conficker removal" scam sites.)

Most people are too worried about the global economic meltdown to pay attention to a little thing like computer viruses, and they'd be right. Investigations have shown that most of the infested computers are in China (25%), Brazil, Russia, and India (suck it, Bangalore!). Even if your computer is infected, it's relatively easy to detect (such as with the free cleaning tool at www.f-secure.com - if you can't reach the site, you're infected!) and cure (install the relevant Microsoft security patch, which most home users have already done automatically).

While the smart money says nothing much will happen on April 1st, the idea of up to 9 million computers all running the same unknown program at once is an exciting one. Will the program create a malevolent AI that will take over our entire computer infrastructure and declare war on humanity? Will it seize control of the Hadron Large Collider and open a gateway granting an extra-dimensional army access to our world? Will it do anything besides steal our PayPal passwords and redirect us to porn sites?

A fella can dream.


Sources:
T-minus two days...Ready or not, here comes Conficker

Homeland Security Keeps Tabs On Conficker Worm

The "no bull" guide to Conficker

The Conficker Work Group FAQ Page

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 Random Image: Chemistry Lab


From Shaun O'Boyle's stunning Modern Ruins website.