As is being widely reported, the Center for Disease control has finally acknowledged the Undead Problem and posted some basic survival guidelines to their Public Health Matters blog. This is a refreshing change of pace from the denial and stonewalling we usually see from the government on matters teratological.
Oh, sure, they claim it's just a fun way to get people thinking about disaster preparedness, but that's just to appease certain factions in Congress (Michelle Bachmann is a lich). I think the logo below says it all:
Words to live by!
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 Gov't Comes Clean on Zombie Menace
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