Tuesday, May 17, 2011 Gov't Comes Clean on Zombie Menace

As is being widely reported, the Center for Disease control has finally acknowledged the Undead Problem and posted some basic survival guidelines to their Public Health Matters blog. This is a refreshing change of pace from the denial and stonewalling we usually see from the government on matters teratological.

Oh, sure, they claim it's just a fun way to get people thinking about disaster preparedness, but that's just to appease certain factions in Congress (Michelle Bachmann is a lich). I think the logo below says it all:

Words to live by!