Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Another Reason to Hate the Undead

Bloodsuckers are dangerous in more ways than one. From the website of KDVR, Denver:
Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash

Web Staff KDVR Denver
10:24 AM MDT, June 29, 2010

FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.

The bastards would be much less of a hazard if they sparkled at night instead of the day.

It'd be funnier if anyone on the internet actually knew how to spell.