My buddy Garz sent out this e-mail on Sunday (09/07/08):
None of us had anything to do it with, but Mikey had a helpful suggestion:
This was immediately agreed upon by all - I suggested that the bust was a representation of what his suitor thought their baby would look like - and the she-beast was dubbed "Snatchquatch". By Garz.
Later in the week, Garz sent out a photo of the thing, proving he takes pictures about as well as he types.
We were all creeped out by it. Garz has obviously been marked by... something.
My Saturdays are pretty normal. I go to work at 9 and come near 9pm. Sometime within the 12 hours I'm at work I sell a car or two. Today was no different. I come home at about 9:20 and I see something on the porch. I can't quite make it out from the headlights alone. I get out of the car and I see a rather large (about 2 ft high) clay bust of a chimpanzee. I had to touch it to make sure it was real. I went in the house - no note about the monkey. SO I had some late dinner and went to sleep. 5 am comes around and Linda calls me to tell me she made it to work. I ask her about the monkey, she has zero clue. 8 am comes around. I start to open up the house and take a look. Yup its still there. I make Matt french toast and bacon, while he eats I actually go outside and take a look at my new chimpy friend. It is a statue made of clay that is a chimp bust. I lift it and it is damn heavy. I'm guessing 35 pounds and it was built on a frame work of 2-3 bricks. I move it to the side of my house and give Jeff a call. I'm guessing he went to 2 brothers brewery and dropped off the monkey. Nope. I call Hecky - Nope. Tom wont come west of RT 59 and tony don't drive. According to Hecky Mikeys too lazy to do it. Linda closed teh front door about 7pm and I got home at 930.... I'm going to guess it was just a random weird thing. I'm planning on painting it like the joker for Halloween. I did ask my neighbor to see if by chance he did it as a mild prank. He looked stunned. Nope. Linda was a little freaked out become someone came on to the stoop with the kids at home.... I don't think this was meant as a hostile thing.....
None of us had anything to do it with, but Mikey had a helpful suggestion:
It's a mating ritual/gift from a female big foot.
This was immediately agreed upon by all - I suggested that the bust was a representation of what his suitor thought their baby would look like - and the she-beast was dubbed "Snatchquatch". By Garz.
Later in the week, Garz sent out a photo of the thing, proving he takes pictures about as well as he types.
We were all creeped out by it. Garz has obviously been marked by... something.
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