Friday, September 18, 2009 When Monkeys Attack!

We've been keeping an eye on the Zombie Menace and the Robot Threat, and left ourselves totally exposed to the Simian Peril.
Monkey pushes woman who wouldn't share off cliff

By staff writers
NEWS.com.au
September 18, 2009 01:09pm

A MONKEY has pushed a woman off a cliff

The woman, 60-year-old Zhou Juchang, made the claim after winding up at the bottom of a seven-metre rockface, fracturing her hip and breaking three ribs.

Now she’s suing her travel agent, who organised her trip into China’s Chengdu Wildlife Park.

The monkey allegedly flew into a rage when the woman refused to hand over the bag of monkey food which her tour guide recommended she buy.

A spokesman for the park said the woman’s mistake was showing fear.

"If you show fear a monkey will bully you," he told London’s Metro.

Words of wisdom in that last sentence. Words of wisdom.

In other woman-in-peril news, do you want to see pictures of someone impaled through the neck by a tree branch? Fox News has you covered. They're still working on a way to blame Obama for it, though.

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